Nosey ass Ms. Jann
- Troubled Youth

- May 1
- 5 min read
"clear 12-12 that look like stuff shells, Im cuttin niggas throats on the sales while they puff Ls, dont leave nofin unbagged, shave everything, I learned from the O.G.'s to save everything"
I woke up one day, on a saturday, it was dumb hot outside. Niggas had a trip to AC that day but I wanted to play ball. We did that shit all the time. A couple niggas put some money togeva, rent a 50 passenger bus and ride to AC. Whoeva wanted to go, could go. Niggas didn't want to drive and risk it. Niggas had warrants. We wouldve been drinking the whole way there and back. So niggas say fuck it and ride out. But anyway. I wanted to play ball. I hit my man. Its like eight.. nine in the morning. I know he was up. He like to get to it. That nigga worked in shifts. Get that early morning rush. Get a coouple packs off and chill out for the day. The niggas that be getting caught up dont know when to call it . They be trynna be out there all day. Fuck is doing? 3 shifts of police done see your face. Nigga get outta here. So hit'em "Yoo" on the chirp shit. This back when we had the big nextel joints. Shit was a cellphone but worked like a walkie talkie. He hit back.

Ben: Yoo. "Where you at?
Silver: On the block, just came out.
Ben: Whats good nigga you trynna ball?
Silver: Hell yea nigga what up, where you at?
Ben: I'm in the house, putting my shit on.
Silver: Where you goin?
Ben: Meet me at the black gates, matter fact meet me on Morningside.
Morningside only had one court but it was early so I know niggas could get a good couple games in before niggas woke up and started coming out. The black gates is fosta's. They cool down there but thats just they hood. I'm up the block. Anyway.. I get out there. My man Silver pull up right after me.
Silver: What the fuck is this!? (Silver was a calm dude. Tall, lanky, slow talker. But today he lost it.)
Ben: What?
Silver: Nigga this fucking car.
I had just picked up a new Audi. Blue joint. Found it out in West NY. I put the German aftermarket S-type bodykit on it with the 3 piece 22 Asantis nigga. That shit was hard nigga, pause.
Ben: Haha. this my new shit.
Silver: Nigga this shit look like a transformer. Optimus Prime ass nigga.
Ben: Haha na nigga, its just something different.
Silver: What we doing?
Ben: Game 11, no twos.
Silver: Bet.

We start playing ball or whateva. I win the first one. I'm killing this nigga. We chill out for a second. Sitting down. My phone chirppin crazy. "Yo" "Yo". I hit back. "Yo".
Unkown: Where you at?
Ben: I aint around right now.
Unkown: Bet hit me when you done.
Ben: aiight.
So we start playing ball again. Again, my phone keep going off."Yo" "Yo" "Yo". I'm trynna ignore it, but now I'm starting to think something wrong. He only really hit me to cop so I'm thinking it just another situation. Silver shot a shot, and the ball hit the backboard dumb hard (BOOOOM!) Haha, that shit flew off (motion with his right hand) and went into the pond. Ball dont lie. Haha. So I picked up my jack like "Yo". He hit back immediately.
Unkown: Its ready
Ben: aiight. give me 20 minutes.
Yo I'm out. Gave Silver a pound and I hauled ass back to the block. Mind you, by this time it's 11:30 - 12. The bus pull off at 2. I'm still stinking, gotta go see this nigga and I still gotta go uptown to handle something else. Haha but I cant miss this money. So I hop in the tank real fast get my shit together. Put that shit together and then hit him. That shit was way pass 20 minutes. I dont like to keep niggas waiting because niggas start thinking you moving shaky and Ion like that. I hit him a couple times as I was getting right just let him know we still good. But by this time its One o'clock. Niggas from the bus keep calling me"yo where you at, where you at, we gonna leave" "I'm like yo please hold the bus. I'm still running around". So I meet my man. We do what we gotta do. I count the money. We straight. It took longer than I wanted, but we good. Whole time these niggas hittin me "Yo" "Yo" "YOOOO". I had to ignore them niggas, Im trynna handle bidness.I hit them niggas back as soon as I was done "Yoo where yall at?!" by this time is 2:30. "Yo" "We tried to hold the bus nigga we just pilled off, we going up sevenf about to hop on the bridge" "Yo tell that nigga drive slow, PLEASE, Ima make it" "Haha aiight nigga". (flicks my shoulder with his right hand and does some jump shit with his shoulders. Hype, cause he know he cutting it close). (high pitched voice, smiling.) Nigga!
I still gotta go back to the block to drop this money off. Nigga Im flying down St. Nick. Hit 8th, trynna catch these lights. Get to the block. Took the first spot I see. Right on the corner, as soon as you turn in the block. Hop out. Fake speed walk to the building. Put the key in the door. Put that shit away. Leave right back out. So now I'm like How the fuck Ima catch these niggas. Its gonna take another 15minutes before I can get a cab and they not gonna drive the way I need them to drive to catch up with the bus. Niggaaaa, I see Bill! (flicks my shoulder with his right hand) outside talking to Steve, in front of 259. I walk up. He like "fuck you doing here, I thought you was on the bus" "Nigga Im trynna get to that shit now." haha I'm like "Yo, what you fuckin you" you was like "shit I'm done for the day". I'm like bet! "take this ride with me". We go up back the block. Nosy ass Ms. Jann on the bench like "they just left you Benny". I'm like "I know" (walking by fast). We hop in the car. Fly down the block. Fly up sevenf. I'm calling these niggas like "Yo where yall at?" They like "we going up the Bruckner" I'm like "Bet! I'm on my way" Nigga we flying. We hit the bridge on fityfif, bust the right on the Degan, through that shit into Sport and hauled ass. I'm like Oh shit there they go! They like on the ramp right before you hit City Island. Nigga I pulled up and stopped in front the bus.. in the middle of the highway my nigga (smiling. flicked at my shoulder with his right hand). Hopped out, threw him the key, they open the bus door and handed me a bottle of champagne and I watched you drive off.





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